Richter_Andy: RT @MJMcKean: Inspirational 42-year old starlet story of the...
Richter_Andy: RT @MJMcKean: Inspirational 42-year old starlet story of the month http://bit.ly/ehZVsr
View ArticleRichter_Andy: Damn it! For some reason no one wants to buy my screenplay...
Richter_Andy: Damn it! For some reason no one wants to buy my screenplay about an exorcist who becomes possessed while trapped in an underwater cave!
View ArticleRichter_Andy: Hi, I'm Andrew Zimmern. #worstpickuplines
Richter_Andy: Hi, I'm Andrew Zimmern. #worstpickuplines
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @andrewzimmern: @richter_Andy Dude, where's the love? "hi,...
Richter_Andy: RT @andrewzimmern: @richter_Andy Dude, where's the love? "hi, I'm Andrew zimmern works pretty well for me" but I get your drift..
View ArticleRichter_Andy: I just finished Angry Birds. I am 44 yrs old. I feel shame.
Richter_Andy: I just finished Angry Birds. I am 44 yrs old. I feel shame.
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @SarahThyre: I'm all for philanthropy, but the person who's...
Richter_Andy: RT @SarahThyre: I'm all for philanthropy, but the person who's paying Charles Manson's cellphone bills has got me beat.
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @serafinowicz: This Valentine's, surprise her with a...
Richter_Andy: RT @serafinowicz: This Valentine's, surprise her with a Christmas present.
View ArticleRichter_Andy: Like feeling bad? Then don't listen to this:...
Richter_Andy: Like feeling bad? Then don't listen to this: http://tinyurl.com/49da8ws
View ArticleRichter_Andy: @pattonoswalt Warner Bros. gym has the same dj as BUR. tho if...
Richter_Andy: @pattonoswalt Warner Bros. gym has the same dj as BUR. tho if I'm going to get nude in front of strangers, I like doing it to BelBivDevoe
View ArticleRichter_Andy: @PFTompkins it's not, but if it was, i would be saying clicking...
Richter_Andy: @PFTompkins it's not, but if it was, i would be saying clicking will make one feel good. Is that not your intention?
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @PFTompkins: Hope you enjoy my recap of last night's...
Richter_Andy: RT @PFTompkins: Hope you enjoy my recap of last night's American Idol as much as I did not enjoy watching last night's American Idol: ht ...
View ArticleRichter_Andy: In a world full of problems, how can I do more to solve them...
Richter_Andy: In a world full of problems, how can I do more to solve them when I'm already exhausted by holding this gigantic head upright all day?
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @TweetsofOld: Preston Cox, the man who was killed on Crane...
Richter_Andy: RT @TweetsofOld: Preston Cox, the man who was killed on Crane Creek while thawing frozen dynamite, was buried yesterday. WV1904
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @mrdavehill: To make up for last night's performance, the...
Richter_Andy: RT @mrdavehill: To make up for last night's performance, the Black Eyed Peas should write a song about partying. And also get a chick in ...
View ArticleRichter_Andy: RT @morgan_murphy: If my childhood was so bad it led me to...
Richter_Andy: RT @morgan_murphy: If my childhood was so bad it led me to porn, the last things I'd wanna be constantly reminded of are my 1st pet & th ...
View ArticleRichter_Andy: If you're considering writing a rap - don't. You know you'll...
Richter_Andy: If you're considering writing a rap - don't. You know you'll regret it. I'm not saying good raps can't be written - just not by you.
View ArticleRichter_Andy: Jon Glaser, the man behind the mask of "Delocated", has written...
Richter_Andy: Jon Glaser, the man behind the mask of "Delocated", has written a hilarious book: http://tinyurl.com/4u5yy2t Buy it now!
View ArticleRichter_Andy: If you use "Walking on Sunshine" in your ad campaign, you...
Richter_Andy: If you use "Walking on Sunshine" in your ad campaign, you should be ground up into a rough paste. Crime should have consequences, people!
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